Tammie
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Post by Tammie on Jun 29, 2006 10:10:50 GMT 10
THE PHYSICAL
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "120," the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 150. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 feet, 8 inches," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she measures only 5 feet, 5 inches. She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams. "When I came in here, I was tall and slender, and now I'm short and fat!"
**********( for some reason I can relate to this joke!!********
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Michelle
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Post by Michelle on Jun 29, 2006 10:42:23 GMT 10
ROFLMBO!!! Good one, Tammie!
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lynn
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Post by lynn on Jun 29, 2006 23:29:43 GMT 10
Hey, I might pull that one on my next dr's appt! LOL, can you imagine the look on that nurses' face??!!!
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Post by cara on Jun 30, 2006 0:58:01 GMT 10
ROFOL, and ladies do NOT let Tammie kid you. She is beautiful...Inside as well as out..
Cute joke Tam
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