lynn
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~Inspired To Be Far Above Rubies~
We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.
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Post by lynn on May 16, 2006 7:06:01 GMT 10
Best email I've gotten in awhile! Love it! What a quick thinker!!!! One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing? "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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Tammie
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Post by Tammie on May 16, 2006 9:30:18 GMT 10
Wonderful little post!!!! Loved reading that one...yup, a thinking woman can be dangerous! Thanks for posting that one Lynn, sure put a smile on my facee!
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Post by ellise on May 16, 2006 11:30:33 GMT 10
LOL!!! ;D ;D
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