Post by daddys3chicks on Apr 26, 2006 22:42:10 GMT 10
> Christian One Liners
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>
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> Don't let your worries get the
>
> best of you, remember, Moses started
>
> out as a basket case.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
>
> until you try to sit in their pews.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
>
> ! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> The good Lord didn't create anything
>
> without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> People are funny; they want the
>
> front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
>
> bangs on your front door forever.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Quit griping about your
>
> church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> If the church wants a
>
> better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> God Himself does not propose
>
> to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Some minds are like concrete
>
> thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Peace starts with a smile.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> I don't know why some people
>
> change churches; what difference does
>
> it make which one you stay home from?
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> A lot of church members who
>
> are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting
>
> on the premises.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Forbidden fruits create many jams.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> God grades on the cross, not the curve.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> God loves everyone, but probably prefers
>
> "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> He who angers you, controls you!
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Prayer:
>
> Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> The task ahead of us is never as
>
> great as the Power behind us.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> The Will of! God nev er takes you to
>
> where the Grace of God will not protect you.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> We don't change the message, the message changes us.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> You can tell how big a person
>
> is by what it take to..........discourage him.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> The best mathematical equation I have ever see:
>
> 1 cross + 3 nails=
>
> 4 given
>
>
>
>
> Don't let your worries get the
>
> best of you, remember, Moses started
>
> out as a basket case.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
>
> until you try to sit in their pews.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
>
> ! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> The good Lord didn't create anything
>
> without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> People are funny; they want the
>
> front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
>
> bangs on your front door forever.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Quit griping about your
>
> church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> If the church wants a
>
> better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> God Himself does not propose
>
> to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Some minds are like concrete
>
> thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Peace starts with a smile.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> I don't know why some people
>
> change churches; what difference does
>
> it make which one you stay home from?
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> A lot of church members who
>
> are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting
>
> on the premises.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Forbidden fruits create many jams.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> God grades on the cross, not the curve.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> God loves everyone, but probably prefers
>
> "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> He who angers you, controls you!
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> Prayer:
>
> Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> The task ahead of us is never as
>
> great as the Power behind us.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> The Will of! God nev er takes you to
>
> where the Grace of God will not protect you.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> We don't change the message, the message changes us.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> You can tell how big a person
>
> is by what it take to..........discourage him.
>
> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>
> The best mathematical equation I have ever see:
>
> 1 cross + 3 nails=
>
> 4 given
