Post by sunshine on Nov 17, 2005 6:37:41 GMT 10
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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I had amnesia once --- or twice.
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
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Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
