Post by lynn on Jul 22, 2006 8:08:05 GMT 10
It's so hot that:
the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
you eat hot chile peppers to cool off your mouth.
you can make instant sun tea.
you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
the temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.
you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
the four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
you discover that in July, it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
hot water now comes out of both taps.
it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
you eat hot chile peppers to cool off your mouth.
you can make instant sun tea.
you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
the temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.
you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
the four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
you discover that in July, it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
hot water now comes out of both taps.
it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Oh my word, Cara. You better be careful!!
He says he is itching like mad, so I gave him benadryl to help with that.....maybe one day he will figure out that Mom isn't so dumb after all..... 
