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Jesus is Watching You! Jun 27, 2005 11:05:37 GMT 10

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Post by ellise on Jun 27, 2005 11:05:37 GMT 10

There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take. All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is watching you!" He didn't see anything in the dark house, so he went on with what he was doing.

He heard, "Jesus is watching you!" again and then he really wondered who wassaying that. He turned on the flashlight, scanned the room, and finally saw a parrot.

"Did you say that?" asked the burgler.

"Yes," replied the parrot.

"By the way, what's your name?" the burgler inquired."Moses," answered the parrot.

"That's a strange name for a parrot. Who named you that?"

"The same people who named their rotweiller Jesus!"

Deed Treasured ~Super Savvy Seamstress~ Posts: 2,240	Jesus is Watching You! Jun 28, 2005 1:34:44 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deed on Jun 28, 2005 1:34:44 GMT 10 Yikes! Too cute! ;D
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frugalmel Chatty Posts: 849	Jesus is Watching You! Jun 28, 2005 7:20:38 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by frugalmel on Jun 28, 2005 7:20:38 GMT 10 ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tammie Post Mistress Hearth and Homes Own Personal Sunbeam! Posts: 424	Jesus is Watching You! Jun 28, 2005 22:12:50 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tammie on Jun 28, 2005 22:12:50 GMT 10 Good One to share Ellise!!!! Made me laugh out loud, esp. since I grew up with a rotweiler dog!! Made that burglar think twice!!
	~Living under His grace~ Tammie ~wife to Tim ~mommy to 2 doggies ~quilter to the max

lucie Guest	Jesus is Watching You! Jun 28, 2005 22:26:29 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by lucie on Jun 28, 2005 22:26:29 GMT 10 LOLOL!

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