Post by daddys3chicks on Feb 22, 2006 3:27:35 GMT 10
Women with Lighter Colored hair stories
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>>
>> Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a
>> bench talking........and one blonde says to the other:
>>
>> "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida
>>or the
>> moon?
>> "The other blonde turns and says
>>"Helloooooooooo,
>> can you see Florida.......
??
>>
>>
>>
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>>
>> CAR TROUBLE
>>
>> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
>> She tells the mechanic it died.
>> After he works on it for a few
>> minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,"What's the story?"
>> He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
>> She asks,"How often do I have to do that?"
>>
>>
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>>
>> SPEEDING TICKET
>>
>> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and
>>asks her
>> very nicely if he could see her license.
>> She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get
>>your act
>> together.Just yesterday you take away my license and then
>>today you
>> expect me to show it to you!"
>>
>> RIVER WALK
>>
>> There's this blonde out for a
>> walk. She comes to a river and sees another
>> blonde on the opposite bank.
>> "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
>> "How can I get to the other side?
>> " The second blonde looks up the river then down the
>> river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
>>
>> KNITTING
>> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding
>>car on
>> the freeway.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
>>the
>> blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
>> Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights
>>and
>> siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
>>bullhorn and
>> yelled , "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A
>>SCARF!"
>>
>> BLONDE ON THE SUN
>>
>> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking
>>one day.
>> The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
>> The American said, "We were the first on the moon!
>> The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the
>>first on
>> the sun!"
>>
>> The Russian and the American looked at each other
>>and shook
>> their heads.
>> "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll
>> burn up! said the Russian.
>> To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid,
>>you
>> know.
>> We're going at night!"
>> IN A VACUUM
>> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
>> It
>> was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on
>> Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in
>> a
>> vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
>> She thought for a time and then
>> asked, "Is it on or off?"
>>
>> FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>>
>> A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
>>acquired two
>> new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
>> The blonde responded by saying that one was named
>>Rolex
>> and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of
>>someone
>> naming dogs like
>> that? "HelOOOooo," answered the blond.-"They're watch dogs!"
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>>
>>
>> Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a
>> bench talking........and one blonde says to the other:
>>
>> "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida
>>or the
>> moon?
>> "The other blonde turns and says
>>"Helloooooooooo,
>> can you see Florida.......
??>>
>>
>>
>>.----------------------------------------------------------------.
>>
>>
>> CAR TROUBLE
>>
>> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
>> She tells the mechanic it died.
>> After he works on it for a few
>> minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,"What's the story?"
>> He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
>> She asks,"How often do I have to do that?"
>>
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------.
>>
>> SPEEDING TICKET
>>
>> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and
>>asks her
>> very nicely if he could see her license.
>> She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get
>>your act
>> together.Just yesterday you take away my license and then
>>today you
>> expect me to show it to you!"
>>
>> RIVER WALK
>>
>> There's this blonde out for a
>> walk. She comes to a river and sees another
>> blonde on the opposite bank.
>> "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
>> "How can I get to the other side?
>> " The second blonde looks up the river then down the
>> river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
>>
>> KNITTING
>> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding
>>car on
>> the freeway.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
>>the
>> blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
>> Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights
>>and
>> siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
>>bullhorn and
>> yelled , "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A
>>SCARF!"
>>
>> BLONDE ON THE SUN
>>
>> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking
>>one day.
>> The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
>> The American said, "We were the first on the moon!
>> The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the
>>first on
>> the sun!"
>>
>> The Russian and the American looked at each other
>>and shook
>> their heads.
>> "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll
>> burn up! said the Russian.
>> To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid,
>>you
>> know.
>> We're going at night!"
>> IN A VACUUM
>> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
>> It
>> was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on
>> Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in
>> a
>> vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
>> She thought for a time and then
>> asked, "Is it on or off?"
>>
>> FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>>
>> A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
>>acquired two
>> new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
>> The blonde responded by saying that one was named
>>Rolex
>> and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of
>>someone
>> naming dogs like
>> that? "HelOOOooo," answered the blond.-"They're watch dogs!"
