If my body was a car....

lynn
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If my body was a car.... Jun 20, 2006 13:43:35 GMT 10

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Post by lynn on Jun 20, 2006 13:43:35 GMT 10

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but
that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.

I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

And almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....

either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Pat Teacher Posts: 514	If my body was a car.... Jun 20, 2006 23:18:18 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pat on Jun 20, 2006 23:18:18 GMT 10 Love it!
	Grab the day and run with it!

cara Guest	If my body was a car.... Jun 21, 2006 2:20:53 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by cara on Jun 21, 2006 2:20:53 GMT 10 ROFLOL yep that tis me..

Tammie Post Mistress Hearth and Homes Own Personal Sunbeam! Posts: 424	If my body was a car.... Jun 25, 2006 4:34:27 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tammie on Jun 25, 2006 4:34:27 GMT 10 sitting here, putting along.....relating!!! LOL
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