Post by lynn on Mar 9, 2006 12:32:45 GMT 10
Found this in an email....thought some of you might enjoy it.
Cat Owner's Prayer
Because I'm only human,
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise all-knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.
Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.
I know it's really really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty !
Author Unknown
Cat Owner's Prayer
Because I'm only human,
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise all-knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.
Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.
I know it's really really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty !
Author Unknown
